Apologies if I’m 100% unmoved by Michael Chu’s big revelation, but I’m not going to be happy about it until it’s in the game, and not in a way that is merely a footnote.
You can be ok with Chu just Rowling his way through this and that’s perfectly fine, but I’m not, I don’t think a tweet and a long stare into a photograph on a game whose plot moves inches every year are even close to good enough.
Is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) the greatest movie ever made? Possibly.
It can’t be, not when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) exists
While I respect TMNT 2 and it’s mind-boggling goofiness, there’s something about the first movie’s straight-faced commitment to it’s own internal logic that elevates it to absolutely incomprehensible levels of camp in a way that TMNT 2 could never hope to achieve
Also the first one has Casey Jones in it
Just cus a movie has a greasy boy ur horny for doesn’t make it a good movie
Dora, Dora, Dora. There are no “good” and “bad” movies. There are merely movies with characters you are horny for and movies without.
they beat Shredder by literally throwing him in the trash, doesn’t get much better than that tbh
